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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Evan Elias, and I’m an engineer at Tumblr. I live in Park Slope, Brooklyn.</description><title>Fluff Overflow</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @evan)</generator><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"I remember when Prodigy had beef with Chumbawamba"</title><description>“I remember when Prodigy had beef with Chumbawamba”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tuesday night conversation (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dallas.tumblr.com/"&gt;dallas&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I heard that Chumbawamba got together in 1982, so it’s taken them 15 years to come up with one piece of shit record. I’d like to point out that any one of my cymbal patterns is more radical than their entire recorded output.” — Liam Howlett of The Prodigy in 1997, responding to Chumbawamba’s criticism of “Smack My Bitch Up”, which in turn was actually just sampling Kool Keith.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ah, the ’90s.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/50509437024</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/50509437024</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:33:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Internships at VividCortex</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baronschwartz.tumblr.com/post/50031632875/internships-at-vividcortex"&gt;baronschwartz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We are hiring summer interns at VividCortex. These are paid positions. &lt;a href="http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/sof/3795003285.html"&gt;&lt;a href="http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/sof/3795003285.html"&gt;http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/sof/3795003285.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Amazing internship opportunity alert! Y&amp;#8217;know, if you&amp;#8217;re &lt;em&gt;monitoring&lt;/em&gt; for that kind of thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(My horrible tech jokes aside — these guys are really the best. If I was ten years younger, I&amp;#8217;d jump on this in a heartbeat.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/50043080443</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/50043080443</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:40:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad4c513e03f473f1310112f7b62ba0c0/tumblr_mfiszzwVqf1rmvzs8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/49902262967</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/49902262967</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:03:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eli1ah:

Cable London has closed its doors for good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/246c5ecdca353efd0a4c23ff1db725cc/tumblr_mm56yuzxWd1r5faaco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elijah365.com/post/49393164897/theend"&gt;eli1ah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=598403500171095"&gt;Cable London has closed its doors for good today&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Bummed about this. The location is awesome — the venue is literally made out of space under a railway arch in an otherwise-sleepy part of Southwark.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been to electronic music events at some pretty weird places before, but Cable is probably the only one that involved lining up under a train viaduct. (the oldest railway in London, no less!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/49448632526</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/49448632526</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 14:10:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bobpattersonjr:

Evan presenting on jetpants at percona...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/653d046ca0ed1a90764dd925bfb848d6/tumblr_mltpsp0dKD1qavm4wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.bobpattersonjr.com/post/48865828447/evan-presenting-on-jetpants-at-percona-live"&gt;bobpattersonjr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Evan presenting on jetpants at percona live&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Huge thank you to everyone who came! I’m especially honored to see so many MySQL superstars in the first few rows :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.percona.com/live/mysql-conference-2013/sessions/introduction-sharding-jetpants" target="_blank"&gt;Slides&lt;/a&gt; are now available for my talk, along with many others on the &lt;a href="http://www.percona.com/live/mysql-conference-2013/program/schedule/sessions-day-1" target="_blank"&gt;Percona Live 2013 site&lt;/a&gt;. Hats off to Percona — this was easily the best technical conference I’ve ever attended.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48941441945</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48941441945</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:14:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If anyone misplaced their liquid nitrogen, it’s at the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9faa24e6638d4ef11f874a95325e47d6/tumblr_mlvg7bx90m1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If anyone misplaced their liquid nitrogen, it’s at the corner of 21st and Park.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48937176916</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48937176916</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:54:43 -0400</pubDate><category>psa</category></item><item><title>The next event here is a steampunk exhibition. No further...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e2795860c7437b3521dac29e7c80e18/tumblr_mlu9i3ljPr1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The next event here is a steampunk exhibition. No further comment necessary.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48896426416</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48896426416</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:30:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Tech conference just got weird</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/598ff6361ffb5e2ad7cde1918641d7ca/tumblr_mlsilbZ2eO1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tech conference just got weird&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48826154867</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48826154867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:51:11 -0400</pubDate><category>uhh</category></item><item><title>Tumblr Engineering @ Percona Live MySQL Conference</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://engineering.tumblr.com/post/48304490499/tumblr-engineering-percona-live-mysql-conference"&gt;engineering&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We’re pleased to announce that Tumblr’s Database Engineering team will be attending the &lt;a href="http://www.percona.com/live/mysql-conference-2013/"&gt;Percona Live MySQL Conference&lt;/a&gt; next week in Santa Clara, CA!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’ll be giving a &lt;a href="http://www.percona.com/live/mysql-conference-2013/sessions/introduction-sharding-jetpants"&gt;talk&lt;/a&gt; on our open source automation software, Jetpants, which has helped us scale to over 175 billion distinct rows of relational data to date. We’re also looking forward to attending a number of amazing sessions from our friends at Percona, Facebook, Oracle, Palomino, Etsy, and more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you haven’t registered yet, use code SpeakMySQL to save 15%. Hope to see you there!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48358723441</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/48358723441</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:05:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Help, my cat is now person-sized and keeps taking my spot</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/831af7192cbd35879d38904dc1270606/tumblr_ml2sjteoJj1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Help, my cat is now person-sized and keeps taking my spot&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/47781616209</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/47781616209</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:22:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Great American Streetcar Scandal</title><description>&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_American_Streetcar_Scandal"&gt;The Great American Streetcar Scandal&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Fascinating read if you’ve ever bemoaned the state of public transit in American cities. (or if you’re curious about one of the plot twists in &lt;em&gt;Who Framed Roger Rabbit&lt;/em&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/47716997615</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/47716997615</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:11:26 -0400</pubDate><category>history</category><category>transit</category></item><item><title>Starting to become skeptical of this FAQ</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0144d2b5ab8013cd1ee4abf326979e74/tumblr_mkm039ZDRW1qewqomo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Starting to become skeptical of this FAQ&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46935497268</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46935497268</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 09:55:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>buzz:

24 Hour Party People - “30 Grand for a Fucking...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2rNlXUuT5M?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://log.scifihifi.com/post/46675098593/24-hour-party-people-30-grand-for-a-fucking"&gt;buzz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2rNlXUuT5M"&gt;24 Hour Party People - “30 Grand for a Fucking Table!”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Without a doubt, one of my favorite movies about business is “24 Hour Party People,” Michael Winterbottom’s 2002 film about Manchester, UK music impresario and Factory Records founder Tony Wilson. In this scene, Joy Division/New Order manager Rob Gretton attacks Tony after learning he spent £30,000 on a conference room table.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;One of my all-time favorite films. Interestingly, I never really considered it a “movie about business,” although I can definitely see that perspective. I always viewed it more as a music film, tracing through the history of the genres I love the most — post-punk and its evolution into the rave scene.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re interested in the business angle of the Factory Records story, give Peter Hook’s book &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Hacienda-How-Not-Club/dp/1847371353" target="_blank"&gt;The Hacienda: How Not To Run a Club&lt;/a&gt; a read. Basically the Factory folks were all absurdly terrible businessmen… but they made history, and had an amazing time doing it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46781939969</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46781939969</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:51:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston police catfishing indie rockers: Cops pose as punks on the Internet. - Slate Magazine</title><description>&lt;a href="http://pco.lt/13E2FEd"&gt;Boston police catfishing indie rockers: Cops pose as punks on the Internet. - Slate Magazine&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://songhia.tumblr.com/post/46601372374/boston-police-catfishing-indie-rockers-cops-pose-as"&gt;songhia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What is the address for the local music show tonight?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Different city and scene, but I fondly remember the Baltimore warehouse party where a group of four very obvious cops showed up in different disguises — a cowboy, a hippie, a goth, and a grunge rocker — which was especially hilarious given that it was an electronic music event.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They spread out to four different corners of the venue and attempted to blend in. They weren’t terribly successful. The tie-dye-clad hippie was the most off-base of the bunch, as he kept headbanging to house and trance. Every 30 minutes, they’d all meet up and compare notes. Happily the party was never shut down, because nothing illegal was going on!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also remember another Baltimore warehouse party that &lt;em&gt;was&lt;/em&gt; shut down, by about 20 uniformed officers… plus a helicopter… in a city that’s the murder capital of the east coast. No good cause either — the BPD had a longstanding &lt;a href="http://forums.di.fm/the-chill-room/urb-feat-lonnie-fisher-rave-is-dead-stuart-long-live-the-rave-24335/" target="_blank"&gt;beef with Lonnie Fisher&lt;/a&gt;, who they erroneously assumed was promoting the event simply because he was DJing when they showed up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really wish cities would stop wasting tax money on shutting down music events. (somewhat related: I also wish I could live in a city where venues like &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilo" target="_blank"&gt;Twilo&lt;/a&gt; can coexist with amazing productions like &lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/good-night-mr-lewis-1.109/sleep-no-more-production-at-home-in-former-nightclub-spaces-1.39662" target="_blank"&gt;Sleep No More&lt;/a&gt;, and where even questionable venues like &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limelight" target="_blank"&gt;Limelight&lt;/a&gt; didn’t turn into &lt;a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/limelight-marketplace-new-york-2" target="_blank"&gt;weird crap malls&lt;/a&gt;…)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46761971726</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46761971726</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cool cell, bro.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a90c7b52a52d13a1b1d79549198f5ca7/tumblr_mk8g3phUER1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cool cell, bro.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46339628365</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46339628365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:18:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1aff9ab5b25a6f9f110a0dc8aab0020a/tumblr_mk8foq8aMR1qewqomo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31a3b8c0b042fa1e3f29bc0eeff2c58c/tumblr_mk8foq8aMR1qewqomo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46275983804</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46275983804</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:42:26 -0400</pubDate><category>San Francisco</category></item><item><title>Wonder what this would rent for in Manhattan. On-site laundry,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1968edea6381f10c71b112f733abdc0/tumblr_mk8fg29DVj1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wonder what this would rent for in Manhattan. On-site laundry, secluded island location, top of the line security system!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46272921952</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46272921952</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:05:31 -0400</pubDate><category>Alcatraz</category></item><item><title>Life is good.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0890c2a2a79d77af26f693fc310d8cf7/tumblr_mk6abnJohq1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life is good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46167557064</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46167557064</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 12:12:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh hi there, three-legged creepy lamp. Should I be concerned...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4f7c740382c38803aa6464b228e592b/tumblr_mk4lmoNxBc1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh hi there, three-legged creepy lamp. Should I be concerned that my hotel room is on the 13th floor?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46089060880</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/46089060880</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 14:21:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just noticed that this foot stool is actually an angry ghost.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1de77d5aa4bd9c0181596d43d2a32d85/tumblr_mjw5jtU0sd1qewqomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just noticed that this foot stool is actually an angry ghost.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/45754783426</link><guid>http://evan.tumblr.com/post/45754783426</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:03:39 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
