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Tumblr Engineering @ Percona Live MySQL Conference

engineering:

We’re pleased to announce that Tumblr’s Database Engineering team will be attending the Percona Live MySQL Conference next week in Santa Clara, CA!

We’ll be giving a talk on our open source automation software, Jetpants, which has helped us scale to over 175 billion distinct rows of relational data to date. We’re also looking forward to attending a number of amazing sessions from our friends at Percona, Facebook, Oracle, Palomino, Etsy, and more.

If you haven’t registered yet, use code SpeakMySQL to save 15%. Hope to see you there!

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Help, my cat is now person-sized and keeps taking my spot

Help, my cat is now person-sized and keeps taking my spot

The Great American Streetcar Scandal  

Fascinating read if you’ve ever bemoaned the state of public transit in American cities. (or if you’re curious about one of the plot twists in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.)

Starting to become skeptical of this FAQ

Starting to become skeptical of this FAQ

buzz:

24 Hour Party People - “30 Grand for a Fucking Table!”

Without a doubt, one of my favorite movies about business is “24 Hour Party People,” Michael Winterbottom’s 2002 film about Manchester, UK music impresario and Factory Records founder Tony Wilson. In this scene, Joy Division/New Order manager Rob Gretton attacks Tony after learning he spent £30,000 on a conference room table.

One of my all-time favorite films. Interestingly, I never really considered it a “movie about business,” although I can definitely see that perspective. I always viewed it more as a music film, tracing through the history of the genres I love the most — post-punk and its evolution into the rave scene.

If you’re interested in the business angle of the Factory Records story, give Peter Hook’s book The Hacienda: How Not To Run a Club a read. Basically the Factory folks were all absurdly terrible businessmen… but they made history, and had an amazing time doing it.

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Boston police catfishing indie rockers: Cops pose as punks on the Internet. - Slate Magazine  

songhia:

What is the address for the local music show tonight?

Different city and scene, but I fondly remember the Baltimore warehouse party where a group of four very obvious cops showed up in different disguises — a cowboy, a hippie, a goth, and a grunge rocker — which was especially hilarious given that it was an electronic music event.

They spread out to four different corners of the venue and attempted to blend in. They weren’t terribly successful. The tie-dye-clad hippie was the most off-base of the bunch, as he kept headbanging to house and trance. Every 30 minutes, they’d all meet up and compare notes. Happily the party was never shut down, because nothing illegal was going on!

I also remember another Baltimore warehouse party that was shut down, by about 20 uniformed officers… plus a helicopter… in a city that’s the murder capital of the east coast. No good cause either — the BPD had a longstanding beef with Lonnie Fisher, who they erroneously assumed was promoting the event simply because he was DJing when they showed up.

I really wish cities would stop wasting tax money on shutting down music events. (somewhat related: I also wish I could live in a city where venues like Twilo can coexist with amazing productions like Sleep No More, and where even questionable venues like Limelight didn’t turn into weird crap malls…)

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Cool cell, bro.

Cool cell, bro.

Wonder what this would rent for in Manhattan. On-site laundry, secluded island location, top of the line security system!

Wonder what this would rent for in Manhattan. On-site laundry, secluded island location, top of the line security system!

Life is good.

Life is good.