We won the Colorful Growing Duck playing Skee-Ball on the Jersey Shore. We figured the “EXPAND 600% OF SIZE” thing was an exaggeration.
We were wrong.
It just keeps growing. Nothing can stop it. Its eyes are filled with hatred. Its head split open and slime came out. It is an abomination.
Made in China? No, no. Made in the fiery pits of hell.
Whatever you do in life, don’t spend your hard-earned arcade tickets on Colorful Growing Duck. It’s too late for us now, but it’s not too late for you.