My name is Evan Elias, and I'm an NYC-based database and web scalability guy. I helped scale Tumblr for 2.5 years and now hang my hat at Facebook.
It’s not easy being green.
Happiness is a new scratching pad.
I’m at a loss for words.
LinkedIn: the least intelligent service since Clippy
Damn, got back from work at 10pm only to find that my fiancée has gone insane
Hmm, maybe it is a bad idea to leave something called “Cylon” set to “auto”?
Grand Canal Square, Dublin, Ireland
At last, a portable banana!
And the award for most boring possible use of a time machine goes to the Wall Street Journal
Yeah, that’s what I meant. Thanks, auto-complete.